Novelty T-shirt Lover Pillows

Grandma wearing novelty T-Shirt: 'How's my Hungging?'

Stupid Economy.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Call me!"

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

Bumper Limos

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Casual skydiving.

Drinking Hats

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Igloo Art.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).

"I'm open to new things."

Hunky Dory

'You are here' T-shirt,

"My wife's an editor."

Fish using extendable arm to get on the internet.

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

"They're bobbleheads."

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"