Novelty T-shirt Lover Pillows

Grandma wearing novelty T-Shirt: 'How's my Hungging?'

Stupid Economy.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Call me!"

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Bumper Limos

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

Casual skydiving.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Drinking Hats

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Igloo Art.

BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).

"My wife's an editor."

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

'You are here' T-shirt,

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Fish using extendable arm to get on the internet.

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

"They're bobbleheads."

Hunky Dory

"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.