Novelty Shirts Pillows

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

"You should return that T-shirt Grandpa. It doesn't have any writing on it."

Bowling Pins: I'm with Stupid.

"My wife's an editor."

Dog Walking Services

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Advocado

Hay Rides $10

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Elton John

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

Ball Pool Peril

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Leaking backpack.

Bumper Limos

"Krazy straw"

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

Marxist Elephant

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

"Leftovers"

Drinking Hats

BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike