Novelty Items Pillows

Turkey tries using a trick t-shirt to avoid being selected for dinner.

Novelty headgear never fails to help soften the blow of nasty criticism.

"Can't fathers read?"

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

Rent a Jock

'Quick, Miss Havely! Undress and put these on! -- I'll explain later!'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

I'm going to name my invention 'Frisbee'.

'Good grief-it's Doris'

Bang! You Got Me!

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'You screwed-up the Benson account, Fenwick, but don't worry

Replica Battle Set - Pub Fight Figures

Fire in a sex shop

"F*ck off."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Leaking backpack.

"Funny how you all acuired the same eyeglasses right before the Monday morning meeting."

Your Weight and Fortune Cookie - 1 Yuan.

Elton John

Miracle Diet Fork

Skip in a bottle

"Wow. He really does know the meaning of life. Too bad it won't fit on a bumper sticker."

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Bunny in People Slippers.

"Technically, we're still in the box."

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

Sparkling Waterbed.

No caption (Nesting dolls look at a nesting casket).

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

Bacon strip

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

Noodle wigs. They used to be cool but now everyone's wearing them.

Man on rocking chair toilet