Novelty Gifts Pillows

Clean underwear for sale.

Acme quick sand

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'I don't get it. What does P.l.d.n.L.S. spell?'

"Respect man!"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Leaking backpack.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Drinking Hats

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Builders bum

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

Snake accessories.

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

Cave painting merchandise for sale

Frank Loved Bubblewrap