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Clean underwear for sale.

Acme quick sand

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Sleevex.

'I don't get it. What does P.l.d.n.L.S. spell?'

"Respect man!"

Valentine Gift think tank for single men who never get married

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

Elton John

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

Leaking backpack.

Marxist Elephant

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Drinking Hats

Builders bum