Novelty Gifter Pillows

"The shredder took care of the documents, but not my whistle-blower accountant."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Leaking backpack.

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Drinking Hats

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Builders bum

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

Snake accessories.

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Cave painting merchandise for sale