Novelty Gift Seeker Pillows

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Yes, my dear...yes, my dear...yes, my dear...'

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Useless add-ons.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Mohammad's motors

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.