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Happy Bifurcation Day,

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Yes, my dear...yes, my dear...yes, my dear...'

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Useless add-ons.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Mohammad's motors

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Toenail clipping missile.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.