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"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Useless add-ons.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Mohammad's motors

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

Toenail clipping missile.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.