Novelty Gift Lovers T-Shirts

Pick your own.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Drinking Hats

Builders bum

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

'You are here' T-shirt,

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

Snake accessories.

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Loud Quitting

Frogs playing basketball.

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Cave painting merchandise for sale

"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"

Baseball player batting money