Novelty Gift Lovers T-Shirts

Pick your own.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'Please enter your pin now.'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

Drinking Hats

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Builders bum

Frogs playing basketball.

Cave painting merchandise for sale

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

Loud Quitting

Toilet Tissue Typist.

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

Snake accessories.

'You are here' T-shirt,

"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"

Baseball player batting money

'I'll be honest it has a few flaws...'