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Wow. He really did know the meaning of life. Too bad it wouldn't fit on a coffee mug.

'Fourteen pairs, please. I'm going bungy jumping.'

"I'll never forget the day Dad bought me x-ray specs for Christmas."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

CEO.

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Now what?!'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

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