Novelty Gift Fanatic T-Shirts

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, it was straight shots all the way.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Builders bum

Cave painting merchandise for sale

Snake accessories.

Frogs playing basketball.

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

Loud Quitting

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"Respect man!"

'Classy place. They even left a mint on our pillow.'

At the party, nobody like the fruitcake.

He sold appliances.