Novelty Gift Fanatic Pillows

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, it was straight shots all the way.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Builders bum

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Frogs playing basketball.

Snake accessories.

Cave painting merchandise for sale

Loud Quitting

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

"Respect man!"

At the party, nobody like the fruitcake.