Novelty Gift Lover Pillows

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'...I'm being replaced at work.'

'I'll say this about your mother - she is easy to buy for.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

At the party, nobody like the fruitcake.

This year's must-have Christmas toy... cattle patch kids.

Sorry Doc, but once I start pulling on a thread I just can't seem to stop!

Shoe Shine

Replica Battle Set - Pub Fight Figures

'Nobody bludgeons anymore. It's all Computer Crime now.'

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

"I told you that climbing down chimneys in the American midwest was a dangerous idea!"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

King Kongs first christmas

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"Call me!"

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Please enter your pin now.'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Bumper Limos

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Casual skydiving.