Novelty Item Lover Pillows

"Why is it always snowing in that fish bowl?"

Pocket Knife Birdhouse Clock

Drinking Hats

'You are here' T-shirt,

'I got it from the Elephant and Castle shopping centre...'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

'I'll be honest it has a few flaws...'

Kitty Clock

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"Call me!"

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

Elton John

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Bumper Limos

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Leaking backpack.

"Krazy straw"

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Casual skydiving.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"