Novelty Item Lover T-Shirts

"Why is it always snowing in that fish bowl?"

Pocket Knife Birdhouse Clock

Drinking Hats

'You are here' T-shirt,

'I got it from the Elephant and Castle shopping centre...'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

'I'll be honest it has a few flaws...'

Kitty Clock

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"Call me!"

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'Please enter your pin now.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Leaking backpack.

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

Bumper Limos

"Krazy straw"

Casual skydiving.

Spontaneous Combustion Man - Open with care

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge