Novelty Lover T-Shirts

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'The day after Father's day'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'Go ahead and laugh -- someday pet rocks will catch on!'

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

'The novelty is that everything here was made in America.'

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

'No thanks - I'm actually considering cancelling the basic version.'

'But I just got here!'

Casual skydiving.

Quicksand - no tap dancing.

Chster K. Crimpknuckle, the undisputed King of stepladder salesmen.

'First time, is it?'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Concept intolerant...(trying to waterski from a palm tree).

'And when you turn it over it makes a cow sound.'

Fish using extendable arm to get on the internet.

'You screwed-up the Benson account, Fenwick, but don't worry

McWit Asphalt found their scratch-&-sniff business cards that smelled like tar did not bring in any jobs.

Susan unexpectedly found herself living life in the fast lane due to a road detour.

I'm with Stupid!

"This is my new 'One Answer Fits All Questions' - shirt!"

"Been here long?"

"I'd like an exploding cigar and a Get Well card."

Wine Cosy

"Why don't we see you anymore around town!"

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

Coronavirus Surprise

"I love your novelty lawn sprinkler."

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

"Thiiiings! Things instead of money."

"They're bobbleheads."

"Call me!"

Bumper Limos

Odd snowman out