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"Gary, you know I hate it when you wear that shirt."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Scarf puts hat back on.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Victorian Selfie

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Call me!"

Customer Convention

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

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"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Bumper Limos

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Easter Bonnet

Casual skydiving.

Igloo Art.

Drinking Hats

The next big thing

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"Leftovers"

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Pinata Trophy

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.