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"Gary, you know I hate it when you wear that shirt."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Scarf puts hat back on.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Victorian Selfie

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Customer Convention

"Call me!"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

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"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Bumper Limos

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Easter Bonnet

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Hospital gown pageant.

Casual skydiving.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Drinking Hats

The next big thing

Igloo Art.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"Leftovers"

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

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