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"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"

Lost glasses,

Shampoo - New Flick In The Eye Cap

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'Choose, Fenster

It's great for pulling the birds!

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Call me!"

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

'Now what?!'

Lord Byron

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Barry Unsworth

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Best sellers/Worst Sellers.

Bumper Limos

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Sylvia Plath

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

Book

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."