Novelty Act Lovers T-Shirts

"This family group idea is the lamest thing we've ever done!"

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Call me!"

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

'Now what?!'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Bumper Limos

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Casual skydiving.

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Drinking Hats

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

Igloo Art.

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.