Novelty Act Aficionados T-Shirts

'Hello, Security?'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'Now what?!'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Speed Bump Ahead.

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

The Old Curiosity Shop

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

'Turkey dot com.'

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

'Yes dear, matching novelty t-shirts.'

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

Dogs must be on leash.

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach