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Elephants performing in a circus

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Circus

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

The Old Curiosity Shop

'I don't know much about Ballet but I like watching men in tights.'

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

Spoonstock.

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

Other men just sing in the bath

Three Little Maids from School, The Mikado

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

A cat tamer

"I'll do the talking!"

"You must be the new guy!"

"Any OTHER skills that might be more appropriate to a role in forensic accounting?"

"This family group idea is the lamest thing we've ever done!"

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

"Bear with me-I put my hat on upside down."

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

Fish who dropped out of the school

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."