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"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"What a way to go."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Route 666.

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

The Hypnotato,

Magnet at scrapyard

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

The Bonvoy Age...

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

False starts.

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

Cockroach Costume

"Tell me again why we couldn't get an Easter bunny."

As Lucanus, a giant bug, awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into Franz Kafka.

'Excuse me, sir. Can I interest you in a timeshare property?'

Relax, you are now floating in hydrochloric acid...

"How the 'Clint Eastwood is Stan Laurel's son' rumour started"

'Wake up - the dolphin has stolen our palm tree'

Which of you is the gent who thinks he's invisible?'

'I don't mind the haunting. I mind the droppings.'

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."

Book ratings.

Elephants performing in a circus

"You're either going to have a fish supper or you're going to lose your memory."

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"