Admirer Of The Unusual T-Shirts

"What a way to go."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Salvador Dali's cats.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

Route 666.

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

BIG HOOF

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

'How rude!'

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

Happy Birthday Party for flies in a urinal.

"And of course there's the conspiracy theorists who believe aliens are already here amongst us..."

"You will meet a tall, dark stranger. Unfortunately, it's a grizzly bear!"

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

'His habitues tended to be cobbers in mutches.'

"...as of noon today, we became a non-profit making organisation."

"Don't blame me, the tourist brochure says it's one of the World's great spectacles."

Ice/Mice fishing.

Skeleton doing laundry,

"I have always wanted to be unique and at the same time not stand out in a crowd. I think I have succeeded."

Camel with Mountain-Like Humps

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

Fish who dropped out of the school

Bearded lady and stiltwalker at breakfast.