Fan Of The Unusual Pillows

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"What a way to go."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Route 666.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

The Hypnotato,

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Magnet at scrapyard

The Bonvoy Age...

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

"Tell me again why we couldn't get an Easter bunny."

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

Cockroach Costume

False starts.

As Lucanus, a giant bug, awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into Franz Kafka.

'Excuse me, sir. Can I interest you in a timeshare property?'

Which of you is the gent who thinks he's invisible?'

"How the 'Clint Eastwood is Stan Laurel's son' rumour started"

'I don't mind the haunting. I mind the droppings.'

'Wake up - the dolphin has stolen our palm tree'

Relax, you are now floating in hydrochloric acid...

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."

Book ratings.

Elephants performing in a circus

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."