Fan Of The Unexpected Pillows

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"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Isn't life ironic

'I found the termites!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Traffic Cone Monsters

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"What a way to go."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

The Bonvoy Age...

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

'Giraffe'

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

Cockroach Costume

False starts.

As Lucanus, a giant bug, awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into Franz Kafka.

'Excuse me, sir. Can I interest you in a timeshare property?'

To the Aquarium

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

'I don't mind the haunting. I mind the droppings.'

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

Piñata Blackjack

"You're either going to have a fish supper or you're going to lose your memory."

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."