Fan Of Unexpected Twists Pillows

False starts.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Fire door.

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Diet Sugar House.

"The true story"

'What are you implying?'

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

'Woho! Chicken soup.'

That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen.

Sheep Pranks.

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

"Velcro!"

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

'Your starter, sir.'

Take a ride with the reaper.

"After all these years keeping the books for us, it turns out you embezzled thousands? Why, mom?"

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

'That's not quite what I meant, Rapunzel'

Good morning! I'm the vulture of happiness! Ray realizes it's going to be one of those days

'I won't marry you, Ed, but you may join my entourage.'

"You'll never guess who I ran into on Christmas Eve."

'I have just been handed a revised weather forecast...'

Island