Fan Of Unexpected Twists Gifts

False starts.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Fire door.

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"The true story"

Diet Sugar House.

'What are you implying?'

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

'Woho! Chicken soup.'

Sheep Pranks.

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

"Velcro!"

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

'Your starter, sir.'

Take a ride with the reaper.

"After all these years keeping the books for us, it turns out you embezzled thousands? Why, mom?"

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

'I won't marry you, Ed, but you may join my entourage.'

'That's not quite what I meant, Rapunzel'

"You'll never guess who I ran into on Christmas Eve."

'I have just been handed a revised weather forecast...'

The Three Bears and Gridlock: The story of a family whose house was raided while they were stuck in traffic.

"I want to huff and puff and blow down a big beautiful wall."