Fan Of Clever Twists Gifts

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Diet Sugar House.

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'What are you implying?'

False starts.

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"We're heading south for the winter—any chance we can get the place again next spring?"

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

Sheep Pranks.

'Tell me about the birds, Forget about the bees,'

"Velcro!"

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

Take a ride with the reaper.

"After all these years keeping the books for us, it turns out you embezzled thousands? Why, mom?"

The following morning, Jack somehow sensed that what his 'magic beans' had turned into, although still quite unremarkable looking, had the ability to lift him above his humble, mundane life.

'I won't marry you, Ed, but you may join my entourage.'

Finishing Line

Plane spells out 'Will you marr...' Inauspicious beginnings.

'That's not quite what I meant, Rapunzel'

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

"I want to huff and puff and blow down a big beautiful wall."

Island

The Three Bears and Gridlock: The story of a family whose house was raided while they were stuck in traffic.

Two poachers confronting a child

'I didn't THINK infiltration would work.'