Lover Of Whimsical Twists Gifts

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Serenade for you...

When lice dream.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

Golf escape.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

Diet Sugar House.

"The true story"

'What are you implying?'

"Allow Me"

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Witches and Their Drones

False starts.

"I'm not like other frogs."

'Bloomin Hippies!'

Balloon Man

'Baby this could be the start of something big.'

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

'He follwed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'