Lover Of Whimsical Surprises Gifts

'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.

"Bless You."

Storm in a magic lamp.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Serenade for you...

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

When lice dream.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

"Hello, Number 6!"

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Golf escape.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

So what else did you get for your birthday?

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Guard coming."

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

"Allow Me"

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

"I'm not like other frogs."

Balloon Man

About Santa 2017.

Witches and Their Drones

'Baby this could be the start of something big.'

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"