Lover Of Whimsical Surprises Pillows

'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.

"Bless You."

Storm in a magic lamp.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Serenade for you...

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

When lice dream.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"Hello, Number 6!"

Golf escape.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

So what else did you get for your birthday?

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Witches and Their Drones

"I'm not like other frogs."

About Santa 2017.

Balloon Man

"Allow Me"

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

'Baby this could be the start of something big.'

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods