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"You say you don't own a weapon...so what's with all this ammo in your closet?"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

While You Were Out: We Moved!

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"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

'What are you implying?'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

'Pavlov's first experiment'

Vampire Humor

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Turtle chick.

'I'll bet you 'Laughing Joker' is playing another elaborate prank on us!'

A cow carrier.

To the Aquarium

Dentist preparing woodwork drill for dentistry.

"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."

Eskimo fishing.

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

"You will meet a tall, dark stranger. Unfortunately, it's a grizzly bear!"

"The catch is you only get one chopstick"

"Believe me, you don't want to know where it all comes from."

'Your marriage proposal couldn't have been any more romantic. Can we finish our first date before I give you my answer?'

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

"All day, every day—'There's a goddam fly in here!' It's so hurtful."

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