Lover Of Playful Antics Pillows

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

It's all gravy.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

Dog Walking on Stilts

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

"Hey, Joey, I got good news and bad news. The good news is that you never have to clean out the hamster cage again..."

Vampire Humor

"Today the telephone pole, tomorrow the moon."

Other men just sing in the bath

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

Dog walks over a vent and gets hair blown off.

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

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