Lover Of Playful Jokes Pillows

'I knew it! Come back here!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'How now, brown cow?'

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'Right, now learn this trick...'

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.

'You had me at hell.'

'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

'Goodness, Edgar! That's not the least bit funny! You scared me half to death!'

'Pavlov's first experiment'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

Jesus the comedian.

Dentist preparing woodwork drill for dentistry.

"I don't know about turning, but I was tossing all night."

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

Mind lost by a mother.

"You will meet a tall, dark stranger. Unfortunately, it's a grizzly bear!"

"Believe me, you don't want to know where it all comes from."

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

"Dinner's almost ready, you better not have eaten anything on the way home!"