Lover Of Practical Jokes Pillows

Playing a trick on a nurse, leaving a skeleton behind a changing screen.

Chain Thief

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Candid Camera store.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Clown Wife

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

Dog traps the postman.

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Boardroom cream pies.

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"