Lover Of Practical Jokes Mugs

All right, which one of you dared Jimmy to put his tongue on the No-Pest Strip?

Playing a trick on a nurse, leaving a skeleton behind a changing screen.

Chain Thief

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Candid Camera store.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

A crab with a utility knife claw

Clown Wife

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Dog traps the postman.

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Boardroom cream pies.

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."