Practical Joke Enthusiast Mugs

Nuclear Physicists Developing the Atomic Wedgie.

How clownfish are born.

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

Sphinx high jinks.

Mother drags away her children.

Sock drawer.

'Is this your idea of a joke?'

"Unbelievable! This drunk guy was actually trying to tip me over! I kicked him in the shins!"

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Eat me"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Candid Camera store.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Amateurs."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Higher wisdom...

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."