Master Of Practical Jokes Pillows

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Candid Camera store.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

A crab with a utility knife claw

Clown Wife

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Dog traps the postman.

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

Boardroom cream pies.

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.