Lover Of Jokes Pillows

'Go on then Bill, just a quick one. Only I've got to get to the bank.'

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"The hyenas started it."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Your lobster was off!

Vegetarian Birds

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Doggone

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

What do you suggest we do about this?

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Next to Nothing

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'