Jokes Lover Pillows

'I assume that's a rhetorical question.'

Unlike other urologists, I buy my patients dinner before an exam.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"The hyenas started it."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Your lobster was off!

Doggone

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Vegetarian Birds

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"Eat me"

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'