It Joke Lover Pillows

'If you want to talk to the IT service, please press 00101101100111001101110.'

"I've downloaded your cumulative wisdom and there's still 99.9% free disk space."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Doggone

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

Your lobster was off!

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Vegetarian Birds

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

What do you suggest we do about this?

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Next to Nothing

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I cross the road to forget."