Classic Joke Lover Pillows

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'I had a hole in my pocket, and I lost the tax surplus!'

"So, why are you crossing the road?"

'My dad's favourite joke is: "listen very carefully, I will say this only fifty times"...'

"I'm getting really tired of having to explain myself every time I cross the road!"

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"The hyenas started it."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Primitive magician

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Doggone

Vegetarian Birds

Your lobster was off!

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

What do you suggest we do about this?

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'