Classic Joke Aficionado Pillows

"Two out of three."

"Why do they do that?"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

What's normal?

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Eat me"

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"Amateurs."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Higher wisdom...

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"I cross the road to forget."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Every class has one. . .