Classic Joke Aficionado Gifts

"Two out of three."

"Why do they do that?"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

What's normal?

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Eat me"

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Amateurs."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Higher wisdom...

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"I cross the road to forget."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Every class has one. . .

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"