Classic Joke Lovers Gifts

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

Primitive magician

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"I cross the road to forget."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

'They want your underwear.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

"If this means we're married the future looks gnarly."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)

'In, out, fiddling.'

'Sometimes laughter is the best medicine!'

'Herbie is my substantial penalty for LATE withdrawal.'

"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!"

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

History of Cartooning.

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

Sisyphus, 117 million years on

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

"Lately, I've been trying to make ends meet...I've been chasing my tail."