Classic Joke Enthusiast Gifts

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

"Are you lot going to order a drink or is this some sort of a joke?"

"Is your refrigerator running?"

"I cross the road to forget."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Eat me"

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"Amateurs."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

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Higher wisdom...

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

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Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Every class has one. . .

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"And watch out for the boss,he has a habit of creeping up on you."