Classic Joke Enthusiast Gifts

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

"Are you lot going to order a drink or is this some sort of a joke?"

"Is your refrigerator running?"

"I cross the road to forget."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Eat me"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

Higher wisdom...

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Amateurs."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Your stomach is growling Mr. Fusco. Is that all that is? I've been paying my psychiatrist good money to help me to stop hearing inner voices.

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

Every class has one. . .