Vintage Joke Enthusiast Gifts

1347: Olaf the Oaf invents stand up comedy

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Eat me"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Amateurs."

Higher wisdom...

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"I cross the road to forget."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Every class has one. . .

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'