Retro Joke Enthusiast Gifts

'For a fur coat you have to kill a mammal, dummy!'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Eat me"

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Amateurs."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Higher wisdom...

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"I cross the road to forget."

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Every class has one. . .

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'