Retro Humor Lover Gifts

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

Mail box has turned into an email center.

"We run an old fashioned practice here, Mrs Gledhill."

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

'You forgot to put it in park.'

'I just blocked someone the old fashioned way.'

'I get vertigo when I look back.'

'Gone out your dinner is in the food blender'

"Hurry up with that cork!"

"No, no! I said that dress makes you look like a flapper!"

"I think you just invented Monday."

'What's wrong with drugs - Dad?'

"Remember how short and stout she was back in high school?"

"Can you type?"

'Birthmark? Nope...no pocket protector during the great permanent ink pen leak of '72.'

'It was a Christmas present from last year. They're cute when they're puppies.'

"When I was young, we didn't go around making our elders feel silly and old-fashioned with our fancy cell phones."

Here's to the Mandellium

The world's first carjacking

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'The thrill of June 4th,1941 suddenly came back to Arthur'

'Remember when you needed a can opener to open a can of whoop ass?'

Rose was looking forward to the day when the council would fit her an indoor toilet!

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Old Farts Keep Right.

"I wanted a toaster."

No Soap in the Bathroom

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"Honey, your radon testing kit is here."

NON-TATTOOED Wonder

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"I ain't talkin'! This cartoon is obviously from the before time!"

"In the fifties, Edgar, I flirted with communism. Other than that I've been completely faithful to you."